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Also missing are funny jokes, thrills and engaging characters.

The film uses quite a bit of it too CGI, not jizz and it looks ridiculously bad almost every time. Big booty black nude. It's not drivel because of its lesbian titillation. Newer Post Older Post Home. A mirthless, joyless experience, this is a movie with absolutely nothing going for it.

Allow me to re-phrase… his girlfriend Judy Lucy Gaskell has dumped him several times already, and has now done it again to take up with another man. Lesbian vampire killers nude. The tone is brashly entertaining, as the filmmakers borrow shamelessly from 50s horror conventions.

Throw in a van full of European hotties, a constant stream of quips and jokes, a gaggle of lesbian vampires trying to resurrect their long dead queen, and a vicar Paul McGann crusading against the vampires in an effort to protect his own daughter on the cusp of her eighteenth birthday, and you have a film that moves at a fairly quick and breezy pace for its entire ninety minutes. Not only that, but the "limp-wristed werewolf" at the end was ridiculously offensive and the numerous references to "bumming" and the prerequisite "gay jokes" were awful too.

For others just looking for schlocky kicks, this might have a finger-clicking pace and high-gloss finish, but it's no more than a calling card from director Phil Claydon and the script, written by a pair of comedy-sketch writers, is surprisingly dull.

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The only real guarantee the film follows through on is in providing ninety minutes of light comedy. Dragan Antulov Draxblog Movie Reviews.

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I'm about half and half on this one The misogyny is too insistent to be ironic, despite the relatively small use of nudity and gore. Of course the locals neglect to mention the curse that hangs over Cragwich, the curse that turns all girls on their eighteenth birthday into lesbian vampires, the curse to which Jimmy may hold the key…. Ifaz January 29, at 1: Dec 29, Momentum Pictures. Never Celebrate In a Remote Cabin. Big tits ggg. An uninspired concoction of overly familiar ingredients, this crude comedy seems aimed at booze-filled lads looking for an undemanding Friday night diversion.

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And the vampire violence fares even worse. Not only that, but the "limp-wristed werewolf" at the end was ridiculously offensive and the numerous references to "bumming" and the prerequisite "gay jokes" were awful too.

McGann also packs in the laughs as the foul-mouthed and incredibly serious vicar. Zacery Nova June 8, at 3: I just dint hate the movie if that makes any sense?

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After these brief opening scenes the lesbian vampires turn prudish with both their bodies and their pubic displays of affection.

Of course the locals neglect to mention the curse that hangs over Cragwich, the curse that turns all girls on their eighteenth birthday into lesbian vampires, the curse to which Jimmy may hold the key…. The M'hael June 8, at 7: Audience Score Percentage of users who rate a movie or TV show positively. Eh, sorry, but I just didn't like this one. Lesbian vampire killers nude. Miss nude america pictures. I don't think it's mean spirited at all, but beware just the same She's not a dry bit though, is she?

The tone is brashly entertaining, as the filmmakers borrow shamelessly from 50s horror conventions. The Tomatometer rating — based on the published opinions of hundreds of film and television critics — is a trusted measurement of movie and TV programming quality for millions of moviegoers. This movie may have the best title in the history of film A mirthless, joyless experience, this is a movie with absolutely nothing going for it.

It represents the percentage of professional critic reviews that are positive for a given film or television show. Written by Stewart Williams and Paul Hupfield with an insatiable urge to suck. It is, in fact, all rather tongue-in-cheek, very much in the tradition of Sean of the Dead or Lair of the White Worm. Most obvious is the holy titular trinity of sexy lesbians, blood-sucking vampires, and multiple killings.

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Don't be sorry Zac, the only reason it didn't get a D grade from me is the scantily clad babes Badly written, poorly conceived and utterly laugh-free comedy-horror whose idea of wit and invention doesn't extend beyond the nudge nudge, wink wink nature of the title.

Dec 29, Momentum Pictures. Lesbian hot spots houston. Anton Bitel Eye for Film. It is, in fact, all rather tongue-in-cheek, very much in the tradition of Sean of the Dead or Lair of the White Worm.

I have seen Venetian blinds that are funnier. Paul Byrnes Sydney Morning Herald. Rip her shirt off, it's your only chance! What to Watch See all. Hot n sexy xxx An uninspired concoction of overly familiar ingredients, this crude comedy seems aimed at booze-filled lads looking for an undemanding Friday night diversion. Films rarely come as lowest common denominator as this reductive Hammer parody, where wit is replaced with endless knob jokes, and where there are far more mammaries than memories on offer. Sure, the whole thing sets gay rights and feminism back 40 years, but Lesbian Vampire Killers doesn't mean to offend.

Allow me to re-phrase… his girlfriend Judy Lucy Gaskell has dumped him several times already, and has now done it again to take up with another man.

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